except i can’t get anyone to tolerate me for more than five minutes
Sarah stop that I’m probably in love with you.
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
Shout out to all of my fatherless followers out there. You’re not in this alone, they’re all up there blogging about us too.
"Suddenly you’re ripped into being alive. And life is pain, and life is suffering, and life is horror, but my god you’re alive and its spectacular."
Joseph Campbell (via gore-pop)
(Source: samsaranmusing)
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
i liked your selfie because i want to fuck the life out of you
